Fallout Shelter

How to bask in the benevolent cathode rays without football this weekend

Super Bowl counterprogramming: Your best bets

... and yes, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

"Thank you very much, Chevy. 

"Hi.

"What's all this fuss I hear about a stimulus package?  I'm here tonight to protest against big stimulus packages.  You even see intelligent women on TV prattling on about how big it should be.  And the men, well of course they all want it to be bigger, but you'd think at least some of the ladies would be smarter about this thing!  Even the schoolkids these days know it's not just the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean!  So will everyone please stop talking about this big stimulus package or that HUGE stimulus package....

"What, you don't get it?  You think just because a woman is over 40 doesn't mean her juices don't flow?  What's the matter with you?  And pretty soon we'll be talking about another damn Presidential Erection again....  Oh, oh....  [fans herself]

"Oh, I'm sorry, I must have gotten carried away.  Never mind."

[Edit:  "I know it’s been a tough week, little Obamaites. You’ve been feeling ... unstimulated."]

Fake car commercial II

Even more offensive, and probably less safe for work because of the giant spinning expletives:

Not sure what's wrong with me lately....

Need a new used car?

This is definitely NSFW, mostly from cursing.  I've been laughing my ass off all day thinking about it:

[via vee_eckx.]

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

1000s of people blog every day. What if 1 of them seems suspicious?

London cops declare war on photography.

[Via richardthinks.]

 

“When I see people destroying their privacy — what they think, what they feel — by beaming it out to millions of viewers, I think it cheapens them as individuals.”

Richard Widmark -- dead at 93. 

I had to google her to see who she was

I haven't posted one of these stupid blogthings in a while, so

Who is Your Ideal TV Girlfriend?

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Domo-kun

For all you folks who've been asking me "What's that on your t-shirt?"  I think it's one of these. 

Sometimes you just have to say WTF. Baby.

If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show
The you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you
You're all that's left me too.

And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.


If a man could be two places
At one time, I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today
Beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving
Spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,

Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away....



"If" by Bread