Hot Dog!

One of our mid-Atlantic correspondents, code-named "David," scored big on a recent trip to the coast: David visited Paul's Place to check out the hot dogs and famous relish.  Being not a meek man, he then picked up an entire case of the stuff, and brought it straight to headquarters.  We immediately divvied it up, then had a hot dog fest.  Also, since we have very few moral scruples, we immediately started black-marketing the stuff: I've already made enough money on the side to buy a new ride; David's going to be purchasing some shack he found in Asheville, and move it here brick by brick.  We're also rewarding him with a promotion to a cushy job here in the home office in Durham.  Ah yes, being connected with our empire has its sweet advantages.  But mostly we just get fat.  ;)