He and Sandra Lee should go somewhere and open the "Restaurant of the Damned," for customers who want to eat sushi made with ingredients you can buy at the 7-11

Anthony Bourdain guest posts about TVFN on Michael Ruhlman's blog.  Funny as hell, and not for the squeamish.  Make sure you go through the comments -- that's where I stole the title from.  (Thanks, Claire!)