"What's all this fuss I hear about a stimulus package? I'm here tonight to protest against big stimulus packages. You even see intelligent women on TV prattling on about how big it should be. And the men, well of course they all want it to be bigger, but you'd think at least some of the ladies would be smarter about this thing! Even the schoolkids these days know it's not just the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean! So will everyone please stop talking about this big stimulus package or that HUGE stimulus package....
"What, you don't get it? You think just because a woman is over 40 doesn't mean her juices don't flow? What's the matter with you? And pretty soon we'll be talking about another damn Presidential Erection again.... Oh, oh.... [fans herself]
"Oh, I'm sorry, I must have gotten carried away. Never mind."
If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show The you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.
If a man could be two places At one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today Beside you all the way. If the world should stop revolving Spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away....