Even if it's unfair and they're our allies, it's kind of refreshing to hear a nation other than the U.S. be called "evil." Iran also put some sort of Evil Eye curse on Hillary and caused her to break her elbow. Maybe we'll have WWII all over again, where Britain is responsible for the Middle East and we're charged with, um, handling the Pacific. Europe will be up for grabs this time. Maybe the Scandinavians will take it and invade Russia up to the Urals, since they can handle the cold. Denmark and Finland can attack Poland from opposite sides and partition it. Or maybe not.
"What's all this fuss I hear about a stimulus package? I'm here tonight to protest against big stimulus packages. You even see intelligent women on TV prattling on about how big it should be. And the men, well of course they all want it to be bigger, but you'd think at least some of the ladies would be smarter about this thing! Even the schoolkids these days know it's not just the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean! So will everyone please stop talking about this big stimulus package or that HUGE stimulus package....
"What, you don't get it? You think just because a woman is over 40 doesn't mean her juices don't flow? What's the matter with you? And pretty soon we'll be talking about another damn Presidential Erection again.... Oh, oh.... [fans herself]
"Oh, I'm sorry, I must have gotten carried away. Never mind."