"Capitalists" Rejoice at Getting More Capital
Other "Capitalists" Complain At Being Left Out, Ignored
"Thank god this 'Republican' administration is regulating the hell out of us and giving us someone else's money" said Dick Smallberries, an executive in charge of taking people's money at a large Wall Street business. "'Cause if we don't have any money, we, uh, can't do anything."
Up next week on Capitol Hill: a plan to bail out every business that's lost money over the last century. Could your childhood lemonade stand get a Federal handout 50 years after it closed?