I'm about to shave with a razor that has 6 blades. That's thrice the number of 2 that were on razors when SNL first aired one of its fake commercials about a 3-bladed razor. One of the blades on the new thing is on the back, but on the other hand, at least I don't have the version with the AA battery in it. The razor came in the mail today. I feel sorry for the postal employee who has to deliver all that shit. We have a hard enough time keeping a delivery person for this neighborhood as it is.
SNL is trying to stay ahead of the curve, because they apparently did another fake commercial about a razor with 14 blades. The Onion is apparently behind the times.
OTOH, I can't get those disposable Japanese straight razors from Lee Valley anymore. I never had the nerve to shave with one anyway.
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