Decision 2008 Primary: Burger Nation
For well over a year, I've been doing intermittent, yet serious research into who leads Durham in a very important part of our way of life: Who has the best burger in the area? I know there's the occasional vegetarian and vegan reading this blog, but I also know a lot of you crave burgers. [Ok, I do. :) ] But since I'm a democratic kind of guy, I think we should put the question to you, the burger-polis, about who does the best job.
Now, if we're to do this right, we'd set up some categories, define exactly what a burger is, settle side issues like fries, beverages, and condiments, as well as the huge issue of the bready wrapper. And what about bacon? What about those poor establishments that just can't generate a rare bacon cheeseburger with sauteed onions and mushrooms, with Bass on tap? We need to have a fair primary, with all these issues settled, and the best possible range of solvable questions presented to the voters.
We're not going to do that. :)
But we are going to have a primary, from which I'll select a number of contenders to go on the ballot later. As the local super-sized delegate, I may remove or add whomever I like to the ballot. The field will need to be fattened up narrowed to 9 or less. When I get a field of free food contenders I'm happy with, I'll get the payola/graft machines well greased set up free and fair elections using our mathematically dubious tried and true polling mechanism.
The comments are your primary polling place. Vote early and often.
Burger Decision 2008 begins now.

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